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		<title>Event: Wags and Whiskers Family Fun Fair Schenectady SPCA, NY</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aschae</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saturday, July 10 from 10am-6pm &#8211; Wags &#38; Whiskers Family Fun Fair @ Maple Ski Ridge Come join us on a summer day for some fun and fundraising in support of the SC-SPCA. Festival Details include a variety of vendors, animal demonstrations featuring dog agility, reptile show and horses, food, music provided by Idette and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Saturday, July 10 from 10am-6pm &#8211;  Wags &amp; Whiskers Family Fun Fair @ Maple Ski Ridge</strong></p>
<p>Come  join us on a summer day for some fun and fundraising in support of the  SC-SPCA. Festival Details include a variety of vendors, animal  demonstrations featuring dog agility, reptile show and horses, food,  music provided by Idette and the Sunrunners and lastly games and  activities for all ages. <a href="http://www.mapleskiridge.com/">www.MapleskiRidge.com<strong> </strong></a></p>
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<p><strong>A fair for adults, kids, and their  pets too!<br />
Games, bouncy-bounce, music, animal rescues, vendors,  horses, </strong><strong>reptile show, pet costume contest,  Purrrfect Pet Tricks contest,</strong> <strong>Dazzle  Dogs, agility demos, food and more!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Saturday, July 10, 2010<br />
10 a.m. to  6 p.m.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Maple Ski Ridge, Rotterdam,  NY (<a href="http://www.mapleskiridge.com/directions.asp">click  here for directions</a>)</strong><strong></p>
<p></strong><strong>FREE  ADMISSION &#8211; RAIN OR SHINE – PETS ARE WELCOME</strong></p>
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<p>More info here: <a href="http://www.schenectadyspca.org/index.php/community/wags-and-whiskers" target="_blank">http://www.schenectadyspca.org/index.php/community/wags-and-whiskers</a></p>
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		<title>Missouri pooper scooper finds $58 in doggie doo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aschae</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: The Associated Press, June 16, 2010 An employee of DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal in St. Louis says he recently found $58 packed in dog poop, then returned the cash to the pooch&#8217;s owner. But Steve Wilson says he sanitized the bills first. Wilson says he wasn&#8217;t sure what to do when he first noticed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Source: The Associated Press, June 16, 2010</p>
<p>An  employee of DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal in St. Louis says he recently  found $58 packed in dog poop, then returned the cash to the pooch&#8217;s  owner.</p>
<p>But Steve Wilson says he sanitized the bills first.</p>
<p>Wilson  says he wasn&#8217;t sure what to do when he first noticed money sticking out  from the doggie doo. But after pulling out the cash and cleaning it, he  placed it in a plastic zip-locked bag and gave it back to the customer.</p>
<p>The  Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists says Wilson is the  first person in his profession to find and report money in dog poop.</p>
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		<title>Determined bulldog chews officer&#8217;s tires &amp; bumper, TN</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aschae</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: Associated Press, March 15, 2010 What happened to a Chattanooga police officer&#8217;s car was certainly under the radar. A city police spokeswoman said Sunday that Officer Clayton Holmes had been checking traffic speeds with radar and stopped to fill out a report when he felt his car shaking. He found a bulldog chewing on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Source: Associated Press, March 15, 2010</p>
<p>What happened to a Chattanooga police officer&#8217;s car was certainly  under the radar. A city police spokeswoman said Sunday that Officer  Clayton Holmes had been checking traffic speeds with radar and stopped  to fill out a report when he felt his car shaking. He found a bulldog  chewing on the tires. After the dog attacked two passing cars and a  second police car, officers used pepper spray and a Taser on it, but the  animal wasn&#8217;t deterred.</p>
<p>By the time McCamey Animal Center  staffers captured that dog and two others, it had chewed two tires and  the entire front bumper off Holmes&#8217; patrol car.</p>
<p>Officer Rebecca  Royval said the dogs got out of a fence at a nearby welding shop. The  owner was cited and the dogs were removed.</p>
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		<title>Happy Tails Publishing Searching for Submissions</title>
		<link>http://mountaintopnaturalpets.info/2010/01/19/happy-tails-publishing-searching-for-submissions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aschae</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Tails Books publishes compilations of stories from people who have adopted dogs. Their breed-specific &#8220;Lost Souls: Found!&#8221; series showcases the love and joy these adopted dogs bring to their new homes in an effort to raise awareness of, and funding for dog rescue organizations. Happy Tails Books is currently working on books about Chihuahuas, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Tails Books publishes compilations of stories from people who have adopted dogs. Their breed-specific &#8220;Lost Souls: Found!&#8221; series showcases the love and joy these adopted dogs bring to their new homes in an effort to raise awareness of, and funding for dog rescue organizations.</p>
<p>Happy Tails Books is currently working on books about Chihuahuas, German Shepherds, Pugs, Boxers and mixes thereof, and they&#8217;ve asked me to share their information in case you&#8217;d like to submit a story about your adopted dog(s). Guidelines and a submission form are located at <a href="http://happytailsbooks.com/submit.htm">http://happytailsbooks.com/submit.htm</a>. You can send in a complete story about your dog (600-1200 words), a paragraph about something sweet or funny he/she did, a training/health challenge and how it was solved, a poem, or a recipe. They are also looking for high resolution, professional-quality photos for the front and back covers. Be sure to list the rescue you are associated with in the submission form (if applicable &#8211; dog don&#8217;t need to be from a rescue, they just can&#8217;t be purchased from a pet store or breeder), as rescues earn points from each story submitted or book purchased, and then the points turn into a donation at the end of the year.</p>
<p><strong>Contact Info: </strong>Kyla Duffy, Happy Tails Books, Editor In Chief. 303-807-0412, <a href="mailto:kyla@happytailsbooks.com">kyla@happytailsbooks.com</a> Boulder, CO</p>
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		<title>Dog Spends $62 While Owners Sleep</title>
		<link>http://mountaintopnaturalpets.info/2009/11/02/dog-spends-62-while-owners-sleep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aschae</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: TheHuffingtonPost.com, October 20, 2009 A chewed remote control, a dog, and $62.50 less in the bank account. For Greg Stroke, this could only mean one thing: his dog had purchased 5,000 Xbox points &#8212; worth $62 &#8212; while he and his girlfriend were asleep. Stroke saved his credit card information on his remote control [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Source: TheHuffingtonPost.com, October 20, 2009</p>
<p>A chewed remote control, a dog, and $62.50 less in the bank account.</p>
<p>For Greg Stroke, this could only mean one thing: his dog had purchased 5,000 Xbox points &#8212; worth $62 &#8212; while he and his girlfriend were asleep.</p>
<p>Stroke saved his credit card information on his remote control to make it easier to buy video games using Microsoft Xbox points &#8212; so easy, in fact, that a dog could do it.</p>
<p>When the dog chewed the remote, the points were bought. &#8220;i just wish they&#8217;d make it a little harder to purchase points,&#8221; Stroke lamented.</p>
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